The madness at Sam’s Club ain’t stopping any time soon! They’re now selling a nine-pound bucket of Oreo Cookies & Creme frosting, and we’ve gained nine pounds just by looking at it.
Yep, you read that correctly. Sam’s Club is selling a huge tub of Oreo Cookies & Creme frosting. Why? Well, it’s the same reason why they have a three-tier unicorn cake that can feed up to 66 people: just because they can. Seriously, somebody has got to stop Sam’s Club before things escalate even further. They’ve got way too much power over all of us right now. (Not that we’re complaining …)
So whether you’re going through a rough patch and are in desperate need to eat your feelings, or you’re simply a food lover, then this nine-pound bucket is gonna be your new best friend. But, what you do with all nine pounds of that delicious, Oreo-filled frosting is your business and your business alone. We won’t judge. In fact, we’ll be stuffing our faces with it as soon as we get our hands on a Sam’s Club membership.
The huge tub is about the same size as those orange buckets you’d find at Home Depot, if that gives you an idea of how much friggin’ frosting there actually is. They say that there’s enough to frost more than 200 cupcakes, but c’mon, we all know we’re gonna be digging in with a spoon (not included) as we binge-watch Netflix. Don’t lie.
The frosting is full of crushed Oreos, which means you’ll taste the cookies & creme flavor in every single bite.
And if Oreo Cookies & Creme isn’t your style, not a problem. (We don’t see why it wouldn’t be because it’s DELICIOUS, but whatever. You do you.) All you’ve gotta do is go to the bakery section of the store and order a super-sized tub of other frosting flavors like vanilla, double chocolate, and more.
Yeah … we’ll be purchasing a bucket of each flavor possible, you know, to change things up. Gotta have a flavor for every day of the week, amirite?
Unfortunately, you won’t be able to purchase this tub online, because life sucks and is unfair like that. So you’ll have to actually go to the store (and face all the judgment) if you want to indulge in this fluffy treat.
What do you think? Did we just introduce you to your new best friend? (You’re welcome.) Share your thoughts with us in the comments below, and if you try a flavor other than Oreo Cookies & Creme, tell us which flavor you tried and what you thought of it.